The only problem with being cold is that someone feels compelled to warm you.
When the truth is that cold hearts are a good place to keep your meat.
Meanwhile, ear muffs make the best company for solitary strolls on cold beaches.
The problem with broken hearts is that they are not shiny, but dull.
A bonfire on the beach addresses the problem of blame in cold wars.
There are heavens above every avalanche.
What could be colder than Americans in corduroys?
Life is simpler if you are a pixie in dixie. Southerners remain mystified by wool scarves.
There is such a thing as the best of lonesome music.
